The world owns you nothing. It was here first. - Mark Twain
One man who has a mind and knows he can, always beats ten who haven't and don't. - George Bernard Shaw
I know not with what weapon World War III will be fought but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein
Sex is a bad thing because it crumples the clothes. - Jackie Onassis
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right. - Isaac
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought
without accepting it. - Aristotle
You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. -Jack
Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. - Groucho Marx
Plan for the future because that is where you are going to spend the rest of
your life. -Mark Twain
Sunday, May 20, 2007
I have always admired Mark Twain and George Bernard Shaw for giving the wittiest of quotes. Here are some witty ones from them among others.